"Dachshund's Dilemma"

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Description

A very long dog. 

Slide this unique tie bar onto an otherwise boring tie and add personality to your look in an instant!

Construction + Fit

Designed in-house and manufactured right here in New York, crafted to the highest quality possible. Palladium-plated solid brass tie bars with hard-fired, hand-finished cloisonne enamel charm. Placed in Soxfords branded pillow-top cuff-links display box.

Meant to be dressed up or down, with cheeky style and colors easily paired with a wide variety of shirt styles.

Read On...

"Dachshund's Dilemma" - a Soxfords poem.

The market is booming for dachshund enhancers,
As doxies are known to be shallow romancers!
Those shortest of body all play second fiddle,
So dachshunds are desperate to lengthen their middles!
The longer the better as they stretch themselves out,
Expanding obscenely from their tail to their snout!
With bodies so long that their backs are all sagging,
Elongated such that their bellies are dragging,
You’d think such discomfort would stop their tails wagging!

Will they come to their senses? We don’t have an answer. But the market is booming for dachshund enhancers!