"False Teeth"


Embroidered Tooth Fairy Pattern with Pin Dots

Grow Up, Not Old.


Navy dress socks featuring embroidered "Tooth Fairies" removing loose teeth from smiling mouths, set on a pin dot pattern (hey, the Tooth Fairy only comes out at night!).  A tasteful way of adding some childlike wonder back into your life.

Construction + Fit

One size fits most, comfortably accommodating US men’s shoe sizes 8-13, women’s 10+.

A fine mix of 65% premium Peruvian Pima cotton, 33% Nylon, and 3% Spandex.

Using 200N knitting machines to craft socks with a fine level of detail, our socks are made exclusively of "60/2" yarn, where two fine yarns are spun into a single, stronger, yarn of high quality and durability.  Added stretch molds our socks comfortably around your legs all day, with a double-wide cuff to keep socks from slouching!

Designed in-house right here in New York, and crafted to the highest quality possible in Colombia, these are socks to be proud of. We know we are!

Read On...

"False Teeth" - a Soxfords poem.

I tried to trick the Tooth Fairy.
(I thought it would be funny...)

I tried to trick the Tooth Fairy.
(It wasn't worth the money...)

I tried to trick the Tooth Fairy.
(Boy, was I a dummy...)

I tried to trick the Tooth Fairy.
(Now they call me "gummy".)

These fanciful Tooth-Fairy themed Pima cotton socks will have you flashing those pearly whites a bit more often. Open wide!


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