Grow Up, Not Old.


Red and white checkered cotton socks in a unique picnic themed pattern. Detailed Ants are embroidered near the ankle, and on the calf. Dream of summer year-round!

Over-the-Calf length for a dressier fit. One size fits most, comfortably accommodating US men’s shoe sizes 8-13, women’s 10+.

Construction + Fit

A fine mix of 65% premium Peruvian Pima cotton, 33% Nylon, and 3% Spandex.

Using 200N knitting machines to craft socks with a fine level of detail, these socks are made exclusively of "60/2" yarn, where two fine yarns are spun into a single, stronger, yarn of high quality and durability.  Added stretch molds our socks comfortably around your legs all day, with a double-wide cuff to keep socks from slouching!

Designed in-house right here in New York, and crafted to the highest quality possible in Colombia, these are socks to be proud of. We know we are!

Read On...

"Pic-Nick'ed" - a Soxfords story.

Plop! A giant dollop of strawberry jam explodes violently at your feet. Sploosh!! A river of soda pop rushes towards you in a torrent of sugary fizz. Baboom!!! Monstrous chicken bones the size of oak trees collapse around you.

Frantically, you look around, hoping to see something to make this expedition worthwhile. Suddenly, you see it! A potato chip sits at the fringe of the checkered battle field. Gathering your strength, you sprint towards the salty snack, throwing yourself into harm's way with reckless abandon. Dozens of times larger than your tiny body, but easily handled by your massive strength, you grasp the chip in your mighty mandibles and march off with your prize, excited to tell the other ants of your conquest.

Welcome summer dreams with a pair of Soxfords' Pic-Nicked!