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"Golden Arches"
$32
Hamburger Themed Cuff Links
Description
This pair of "walking hamburgers" enameled cuff links was inspired by a found vintage 1920's diner sign that we couldn't take our eyes off of!
Slide a pair of our cuff links onto your sleeve to add personality to your look and a smile on your face.
Construction + Fit
Designed in-house and manufactured to a fine quality. Palladium-plated solid brass cuff-links with hard-fired, hand-finished cloisonne enamel charm. Charm is ~0.75" in width at the widest point. Placed in Soxfords branded pillow-top cuff-links display box.
Meant to be dressed up or down, with cheeky style and colors easily paired with a wide variety of shirt styles.
Read On...
"Golden Arches" - a Soxfords story.
If you could choose a super power, what would it be? Would it be super strength? The ability to fly? Well, we bet we know what it wouldn't be - the power to see farts in full Technicolor.
Unlike other abilities, the power to see farts leaves much to be desired. Walking down a busy street means passing through an endless number of billowing red, green, blue, and yellow clouds. Crowds become uncomfortable, subways unbearable. Everyone farts - a truism you can't escape even at the swankiest of black tie galas. Just try to take someone seriously when they are slowly being accosted by a thick blanket of rainbow colored fog!
What's this have to do with anything? Well, it's a heck of a lot sillier than wearing a fancy dress sock modeled off a hamburger, that's for sure!
"Golden Arches" Socks
Hamburger-themed dress socks that will cradle your calves. Golden tan buns, filamentous white onions, ruby red ketchup. An embroidered hamburger running across the leg.
"Robo Boogie" Silk Embroidered Tie
A navy blue textured background with a subtle repeating pattern of robots boogieing around the dance floor. A professionally sneaky way to show off your inner geek!