"Hooray for Boobies!"


Cheeky "Boobies" Patterned Socks

Grow Up, Not Old.


Dark grey Peruvian Pima cotton dress socks featuring a cheeky "boobies" sketched pattern.

Sport a pair of "Hooray for Boobies" and feel good knowing that 20% of each sale will go directly towards supporting breast cancer research. Available in large and small sizes.

Designed in-house right here in New York, and crafted to the highest quality possible in Colombia, these are socks to be proud of. We know we are!

Construction + Fit

Cut to fit a smaller sized foot, these socks will fit US men’s shoe sizes less then 8, and women’s sizes 6 to 10.

A fine mix of 65% premium Peruvian Pima cotton, 33% Nylon, and 3% Spandex.

Using 200N knitting machines to craft socks with a fine level of detail, our socks are made exclusively of "60/2" yarn, where two fine yarns are spun into a single, stronger, yarn of high quality and durability.  Added stretch molds our socks comfortably around your legs all day, with a double-wide cuff to keep socks from slouching!

Read On...

"Hooray for Boobies" - a Soxfords poem.

The varieties of mammaries
Provide a little quandary.
You see...
Regardless of the number viewed-
The best are always closest to you!

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