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"The Zealous Zombie"
$12 $24
Description
These themed dress socks feature Peruvian Pima cotton in a classic ribbed body in a light lilac body color, with dark purple toe and heel. Subtly embroidered by a hungry zombie ready for action!
The words "Brains Please" add a bit of extra fun detail near your toes.
Over-the-Calf length for a dressier fit. One size fits most, comfortably accommodating US men’s shoe sizes 8-13, women’s 10+.
Construction + Fit
A fine mix of 65% premium Peruvian Pima cotton, 33% Nylon, and 3% Spandex.
Using 200N knitting machines to craft socks with a fine level of detail, our socks are made exclusively of "60/2" yarn, where two fine yarns are spun into a single, stronger, yarn of high quality and durability. Added stretch molds our socks comfortably around your legs all day, with a double-wide cuff to keep socks from slouching!
Designed in-house right here in New York, and crafted to the highest quality possible in Colombia, these are socks to be proud of. We know we are!
Read On...
"The Zealous Zombie" - a Soxfords poem.
A zombie walks down the street,
rotten skin, shuffling feet
Smiling at the passersby,
ghoulish grin, dangling eye
He greets his neighbors cordially,
moaning groans, children flee
Puzzled by the things he hears,
screaming voices, streaming tears
The zombie stops and looks around.
empty windows, shuttered down
Quietly he starts to sob.
fire, pitchforks, angry mob
Men come running, moving fast!
yelling, shoving, shotgun blast
The zombie falls, a second death.
broken, bleeding, gasping breath
The words slip from his ruined mug,
"But all I wanted was a hug!"
We can't all get along, but make some new, preferably living, friends through a shared love of the undead with a pair of The Zealous Zombies!