"Golden Arches"

$24

Hamburger Themed Socks

Grow Up, Not Old.

Description

Hamburger-themed dress socks that will cradle your calves. Golden tan buns, filamentous white onions, ruby red ketchup. An embroidered hamburger running across the leg.

Enjoy being uniquely you in a smart looking pair of Soxfords' Golden Arches, and always see the lighter side of life!

Designed in-house right here in New York, and crafted to the highest quality possible in Colombia, these are socks to be proud of. We know we are!

Construction + Fit

One size fits most, comfortably accommodating US men’s shoe sizes 8-14, women’s 10+.

A fine mix of 65% premium Peruvian Pima cotton, 33% Nylon, and 3% Spandex.

Using 200N knitting machines to craft socks with a fine level of detail, our socks are made exclusively of "60/2" yarn, where two fine yarns are spun into a single, stronger, yarn of high quality and durability.  Added stretch molds our socks comfortably around your legs all day, with a double-wide cuff to keep socks from slouching!

Read On...

"Golden Arches" - a Soxfords story.

If you could choose a super power, what would it be? Would it be super strength? The ability to fly? Well, we bet we know what it wouldn't be - the power to see farts in full Technicolor.

Unlike other abilities, the power to see farts leaves much to be desired. Walking down a busy street means passing through an endless number of billowing red, green, blue, and yellow clouds. Crowds become uncomfortable, subways unbearable. Everyone farts - a truism you can't escape even at the swankiest of black tie galas. Just try to take someone seriously when they are slowly being accosted by a thick blanket of rainbow colored fog!

What's this have to do with anything? Well, it's a heck of a lot sillier than wearing a fancy dress sock modeled off a hamburger, that's for sure!

"Golden Arches" Over-the-Calf Socks


Hamburger-themed dress socks that will cradle your calves. Golden tan buns, filamentous white onions, ruby red ketchup. An embroidered hamburger running across the leg.

"Golden Arches" Cuff Links


This pair of "walking hamburgers" enameled cuff links was inspired by a found vintage 1920's diner sign that we couldn't take our eyes off of!