"Golden Arches"

$24

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Description

Hamburger-themed dress socks that will cradle your calves. Golden tan buns, filamentous white onions, ruby red ketchup. An embroidered hamburger running across the leg.

Enjoy being uniquely you in a smart looking pair of Soxfords' Golden Arches, and always see the lighter side of life!

Over-the-Calf style for a dressier fit. One size fits most, comfortably accommodating US men’s shoe sizes 8-14, women’s 10+.

Construction + Fit

A fine mix of 65% premium Peruvian Pima cotton, 33% Nylon, and 3% Spandex.

Using 200N knitting machines to craft socks with a fine level of detail, our socks are made exclusively of "60/2" yarn, where two fine yarns are spun into a single, stronger, yarn of high quality and durability.  Added stretch molds our socks comfortably around your legs all day, with a double-wide cuff to keep socks from slouching!

Designed in-house right here in New York, and crafted to the highest quality possible in Colombia, these are socks to be proud of. We know we are!

Read On...

"Golden Arches" - a Soxfords story.

If you could choose a super power, what would it be? Would it be super strength? The ability to fly? Well, we bet we know what it wouldn't be - the power to see farts in full Technicolor.

Unlike other abilities, the power to see farts leaves much to be desired. Walking down a busy street means passing through an endless number of billowing red, green, blue, and yellow clouds. Crowds become uncomfortable, subways unbearable. Everyone farts - a truism you can't escape even at the swankiest of black tie galas. Just try to take someone seriously when they are slowly being accosted by a thick blanket of rainbow colored fog!

What's this have to do with anything? Well, it's a heck of a lot sillier than wearing a fancy dress sock modeled off a hamburger, that's for sure!