"Dachshund's Dilemma"


Striped Socks with Dachshund Embroidery


Grey with dark grey stripes, these Peruvian Pima cotton mid-calf socks feature a subtle, highly detailed Dachshund embroidery cleverly wound around the ankle - sniffing...something (or someone!).

One size fits most, comfortably accommodating US men’s shoe sizes 8-13, women’s 10+.

Construction + Fit

A moderate-weight mix of 80% premium Peruvian Pima cotton, 17% Nylon, and 3% Spandex.

Using 200N knitting machines to craft socks with a fine level of detail, our socks are made exclusively of "60/2" yarn, where two fine yarns are spun into a single, stronger, yarn of high quality and durability.  Added stretch molds our socks comfortably around your legs all day, with a double-wide cuff to keep socks from slouching!

Designed in-house right here in New York, and crafted to the highest quality possible in Colombia, these are socks to be proud of. We know we are!

Read On...

"Dachshund's Dilemma" - a Soxfords poem.

The market is booming for dachshund enhancers,
As doxies are known to be shallow romancers!
Those shortest of body all play second fiddle,
So dachshunds are desperate to lengthen their middles!
The longer the better as they stretch themselves out,
Expanding obscenely from their tail to their snout!
With bodies so long that their backs are all sagging,
Elongated such that their bellies are dragging,
You’d think such discomfort would stop their tails wagging!

Will they come to their senses? We don’t have an answer. But the market is booming for dachshund enhancers!

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