"Hooray for Boobies!"


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Dark grey Peruvian Pima cotton dress socks featuring a cheeky "boobies" sketched pattern.

Sport a pair of "Hooray for Boobies" and feel good knowing that 20% of each sale will go directly towards supporting breast cancer research. Available in large and small sizes.

One size fits most, comfortably accommodating US men’s shoe sizes 8-13, women’s 10+.

Construction + Fit

A fine mix of 65% premium Peruvian Pima cotton, 33% Nylon, and 3% Spandex.

Using 200N knitting machines to craft socks with a fine level of detail, our socks are made exclusively of "60/2" yarn, where two fine yarns are spun into a single, stronger, yarn of high quality and durability.  Added stretch molds our socks comfortably around your legs all day, with a double-wide cuff to keep socks from slouching!

Designed in-house right here in New York, and crafted to the highest quality possible in Colombia, these are socks to be proud of. We know we are!

Read On...

"Hooray for Boobies" - a Soxfords poem.

The varieties of mammaries
Provide a little quandary.
You see...
Regardless of the number viewed-
The best are always closest to you!